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Why did the charity volunteer cross the road?

Your mom.

先来说个笑话吧, 不想当将军的厨子不是好裁缝，不想过马路的志愿者不是好司机。

 （一只尴尬的乌鸦飞过。。。）

Yeah, okay, our jokes suck, don't quit our day jobs, hold the tomatoes, please.  This we know.  That's why Zmack has offered their tutelage and is hosting a night of comedic performances and better stand-up jokes that we can muster to make YOU laugh and raise money for our charity projects

好吧，我们的笑话弱爆了，但拿好你手中的鸡蛋，先不要砸过来。谢谢。

为了将功补过，我们邀请了Zmack团队为大家带来一场慈善脱口秀派对，荒谬的情节，爆笑的包袱，会让这个不寻常的慈善募捐之夜充满笑声,我们的表演嘉宾还会免费教你怎么说脱口秀呢。

That's right: two of the most talked-about improv groups in town, Dumplings and WatchBagDVD, have donated their talents for an evening of fun and entertainment.

 你没有听错，我们就是邀请了上海两个极有名气的两个组合：Dumplings 和WatchBagDVD 为大家打造一个欢乐的夜晚。

Come on out and support this charity event!  100 kuai at the door gets you a drink and that warm, fuzzy feeling from helping others.  While laughing at them.

不要再犹豫，叫上你的朋友一起来参加我们的慈善派对。入场费仅为100元，你就可以欣赏一场有趣的演出，玩玩游戏，认识新的朋友，还能和大家分享在帮助别人后的欢乐与温暖!